$$$ not enough(Part 吐)

Ok dykes, the pic has nothing to do with the topic, but it's NICE!!! Thx for waiting for part 2 man. Man U won 3-1 in FA cup, courtesy of Tevez n a brace from C.Ronaldo, nxt opponent is Arsenal, KAO!!! I'm sure dey'll win. Poly life's too fun, too slack, too wonderful, till $$$ not enough. So since yr 1, i started to find part-time jobs to pay some skul fees,allowance, transport, enjoy a bit. Got a job at 7-Eleven, jus 5mins walk from home, everyday after skul work 8-12midnight, 4bucks/hr. Chinese New Yr oso work man. Shit, earn too little, so ciao. Thru intro of poly coursemate, Hanip aka Wong Fei Hong aka bodybuilder wif chicken legs, ha, i started a job as waiter cum bar man at Ipanema World Music Bar. It's at Orchard Towers, wif LIVE band, wif loads of chicks of diff nationalities like Thai, Viet, Colombian, Chi-na, Russians, Phillipinas to "attract" loads of ti-ko-peks(mainly ang-mohs) to buy drinks, dance, "rubeh"(sometimes i oso buey tahan go "ru" a bit) , watch soccer(wkend EPL can work n watch at same time,爽!), den if e tikos sibeh horny will bring e girls out to jing jing kuchuk kuchuk for quite some $$$. NICE place man, LIVE band's cool, colleagues got hot & chio one, funky one, act cool one, faggoty one, $5.50/hr, but tts the attractive thing is e daily tips, which amt to at least $20-40 man, almost = my daily work hrs der(9-5am). Worked der bout 7mths man, results starts to deteriorate, so quit. Worked at Breko at Holland V(near skul, SP) , jibeh e job sibeh multi-tasks, u cook, wash dishes, take orders, clear tables, prepare food for nxt day, closing carry tables chairs, wah piang!!!$4.50/hr, 3wks, ciao!!! Thru 乔治, got a job at Plaza Sing with Bravissmo Gelato(low fat ice-cream). Worked with e most girls in my life(10plus of dem+3bosses). Got cosy wif one ger der but thing didn't really worked out, NICE!! Saw lots of celebrities der man, Coby(MTV host) came to buy gelato, gav him 10% discount, actually wanna giv 20% but he came without Choy & May, tamardeek. Fiona Xie, Xia Xue, etc. Remember Mant, JiHong, Ben, Ky der got come to patronize, given extraordinary discounts. heyhey. I bought an gelato cake for my mama's Bday too(at super discounted price,mohaha), NICE!! A pretty,sporty ger works opposite at Bretwursk(tink spelling wrong) Hotdog, very tasty & famous one(it's stil der, go try man), everyday after work will exchange gelato for some leftover sausages which will be thrown if not sold. I felt really comfortable working der, not much pressure, many chicks passed by everyday, see till eyes flower flower, anytime can 一口gelato. $5/hr, many many mths. (Wah sibeh tired,almost 1am liao, brain juice drying up orady) Knn, wait for part 3 ba! Paiseh!!!

MONEY NOT ENOUGH, KAO!!!(Part 1)

Alrite people, tday let's talk bout $$$ & my work life till now. See, i started working since Sec 3, 1st job, Pizza Hut, $4.50/hr, NICE, cos gotta cook & bring back free pizzas everydae man!! Guess hu's my 1st job buddy, he's Wan Nur Azman man, nice chap but got "serng" somtimes. After O-Level, long break b4 start of poly life, got into banquet with Wen Juin & Yep(dunno if i missed out anyone). NICE!!! $5.50/hr, work OT x1.5 sumore, gonna see nice China chicks who works der, & hot tourists n even celebrities man, it's at Regent Hotel. Got quite a no. of positions der man, worked in the bar, Summer Palace(dim sum restaurant), setup man(carry here & there), forgotten y quit orady.Wait! In between dunno when,me, Wen & Yep(again) got into some outdoor sales job at Kallang 布丁, it's the shittest job ever man!U dun get basic pay, U spent $$ take transport all e way der, lunch dinner "kaki"(Hokkien)pay, den dey make u wear fomal, carry the stupid products like story books(Cindellairla, Snow White & the 7 punanis, etc), commission only 5 or 10%, the fucking one set of 5bks only costs 10-15bucks, u go to neighbourhood psycho aunties to buy for the kids. Knn, now tink back only "pu bo" will do it man! Sumore everyday go der must hav some team talk, everybody psycho each other saying dey will do well for the day, by saying some "okay, alrite, alrite okay shit". Got one time dey hav tis so call team cohesion shit, everyone stand in big circle & hold hands, thot can hold some chio bu's hand, KAO, den end up between 2 faggots, one of dem even 十指交扣 wif me!!OMG, Tamadee sibeh 恶心! End of day stil 倒贴$$!!Damn, let's move on, got into Opus IT(Computer Company), with KY, Wen Juin, Yep, Xiong, Kali & sumore punanis(whom i 4got oso). Ha! NICE!!! $6.50/hr, same OT x1.5 man, it's the 1st job i earn close to 1k/mth man! Sibeh slack man e job, jus install programs so to create a network to monitor all computers, to 抓 any assholes play while at work. Quota for everydae bout 25 coms, no sweat man! Most memorable was the period at NYP! U wear formal to the school, see hot chicks, we were jus 16/17 den, act like IT executives man. The students were mostly older than us man. But we walk ard looking like lecturers. Mohaha! We hav tis colleague name Sasi,relac jack, muscular guy man, was a body builder in india, den come S'pore be IT staff, knn, finish work early go see chicks with us, slp in canteen, wait for knock off time, ha. Other memorable stuffs was the people we met in the company, like Jess (cute HR exec) who giv us jobs' locations. Den there're JEFF n Randy(i nv seen him b4, but dey belong to same category), haha, dey hav the most "serng" mouths in the UNIVERSE man!! Walan eh, super extremely hardcore "serng" i tell u! Nobody can fight one(U can find one challenge, pls call me @92703520 n let me meet tt fellow, i'll bring him(or her) to JEFF n compare!! Mohahahahaha!!(Jus kidding, dun be "pubo"). OK, these are some jobs i experienced b4 poly. Part 2 will be out soon, now i gonna watch FA cup, Man U vs Totham, tmr gonna work in a shitty place in Tuas. Be patient man!

The "serng" ANgel.... LoL

I was queuing behind her to top up E-z link. Wow, wat nice silky long hair i saw, petite in size too. She's done topping up, turned ard, giv the guy(me la) behind her a glance & den walked off. Wow, what big sparkling eyes & kawaii face i saw. 突然!!! I smell 一 股 armpirt 味道! I chose not to belif it's hers. I turned ard, saw one uncle behind me, he also looked like got 一 股, I thot MUST b him! Mmmm.... N so i went to queue for 913 home. Wow, wat coincidence, she was in da queue too, with her fren, den i got another glance from her. Wow, so sweet, i was smittened, i dunno if i'm dreaming anot, she gav me a 微笑. Wow, den i 微笑 back la. 突然!!! 一阵风吹!! I smelll 一 股 again!! In front in e ger outside e queue, i saw e uncle again(cutting queue). I totally thot it MUST came from him, knn, angst, i felt like digging my arse & shuff it up his nose, but, looking at e ger instantly calm me down. E bus came, e ger stuck a bit looking for her E-z link, i went up, tinking maybe can "Rubei" a bit,knn bei jibai basturk, the uncle cut in too, 突然!!! (u should noe wat apen by now) YES!!! E 一 股 jus gust thru my nose, OMG, #%!Exobile. I quickly chiong in to sit down, cursing the uncle at e same time( i thot i might as well really dig some shit for the uncle 一口). Thang God the uncle sat front. 突然!!! (Haha, relac) E ger came to sit beside me. Wow, so nice. Den her fren came along, 就在这时!!!! She lifted up her hand to pass her fren something,天哪............!! E exact same一股!!!! TAMADEEEEEEEEE!! (in slow motion), I tilt my head towards e ger & glanced downward, 仿佛 can see an aura near the armpirt der. Holy "Kuei" man( kuei nang, Hokkien, hope u 明白). It's jus e start of journey man. I tahang the 一 股 for long man, sumore she got off jus one stop b4 me(if yall noe where i live),KAO!! So disheartened, but i got off the bus relieved tt i'm free of the "serng"(chao srng)气.

Yours Sincerely,
RJ Wong