Kiss of "SERNG"

Hey 朋友, I tink i hav to giv credits to tis companion i hav here, so tday i decide to talk about her. She's Nickee, one of the most "Serng" doggy i hav ever encounter in my life. Been ard since i'm sec 2 or 3(Wow, knn 7,8 yrs orady!?!?) Damn tis punani's stil active as ever, the life, 我跟你讲......................... sibeh 硬, sibeh serng oso as time went by.(Yo ppl, we bath her every wk, dun mistaken tt we abuse her, when i say "SERNG", it's not the body, it's the MOUTH-FU!!!!!!!!!! WALAN EH, 我跟你讲.................. 不是普通的"SERNG", is those............. (Sori ah Ben if u read tis, actually u're now okok orady, but history can NEVER be erased, 不在乎天长地久, 只在乎成经一口!) Kk, back to the dog, when she 1st arrived, she very shy, doesn't make a sound for 2wks! 我跟你讲! Coz the family stil stranger to her, BUT, no worries, i 开导her, starting wif teaching her where to shit. The 1st few wks, wakao, 我跟你讲, the whole house is like shitting place for, everywhere 拉屎 & pee, knn sibeh headache! We bring her for walk 2times everyday, stil anyhow. Den leashed her in the balcony, put newspapers, let her make her "marking" der. When she anyhow again, will scold her, got beat a bit(very soft one, make her scare only, dun tink too violent), BUT, 打is 疼, 骂is爱! (Ya bullshit). So slowly slowly, she become trained. Last time study got lots of time wif her, but now whole family working, so bo bian have to lock her in the kitchen when all go out. Only 3 things will make her excited, 1st go out walk, she can pee, shit, smell everythings(dunno wat smelling sometimes), run ard, go act cute in front of strangers(sometimes NICE la, will run towards chio bu, den can xian a bit), 2nd is meal time, when u say "Nickee, 来!", she'll chiong towards u, the brain only think tt u got food to offer, if she noe u bluff her, her tail will drop down, den she'll act 可怜, look downwards & walk away, when u see tis, ur heart will feel bad, so will giv her something to munch. 慢慢deee, she start joining us during meals, jus sit down beside us, the eyes bright bright, full of hope tt we'll giv her food. Tis happens even after we fed her man, she's jus like one hungry ghost. Sometimes she hide somewhere relac can't find her, but when she SMELL something she fancy...............我跟你讲, automatically she'll appear. 3rd is when any of us come home, coz kena lock up whole day. Once u open the kitchen door, u see the white beast revitalised, putting those little paws on u, demand u to sayang her, tail wagging non-stop. BUT, when she got excited, she'll start to PANT, when she PANT.........我跟你讲.... THE "SERNG" COMES TO YOU!!!!! U'll immediately push her away, 我跟你讲, tak boleh tahan man the INCREDIBLE "SERNG". We brought her for dental check, hahahahhaahaha, 我跟你讲, the veterinarian also buay tahan. The doc gave some anti-serng solution for her to drink, works for a while only. See the two pics i upload on top? the one on left is when i try to take some fun(act wanna kiss her), the next moment she really try to la-ji wif me!!! Tts why u see my expression on my face sibeh stunt. HOLY SERNG, knn, she did "la" a bit man, lucky i close my mouth fast man.Nowadays, she learned to bark to protest when we lock her up, hold food in hand but don't giv her, push her away from the hamster cage(my sis got a hamster recently, maybe Nickee's jealous of the attention we gav to the hamster) while she engrossing(i tink she wanna eat it) with it,she'll even wanna bite u! Lastly, I'm very proud to say tt she's very healthy now, 好吃好住. I jus hope she'll live forever! The serng doesn't really bother me anymore actually, but if any of u got any NICE advices on how to counter-serng, PLS, 我跟你讲, PLS let me noe. Cheers!