The "serng" ANgel.... LoL

I was queuing behind her to top up E-z link. Wow, wat nice silky long hair i saw, petite in size too. She's done topping up, turned ard, giv the guy(me la) behind her a glance & den walked off. Wow, what big sparkling eyes & kawaii face i saw. 突然!!! I smell 一 股 armpirt 味道! I chose not to belif it's hers. I turned ard, saw one uncle behind me, he also looked like got 一 股, I thot MUST b him! Mmmm.... N so i went to queue for 913 home. Wow, wat coincidence, she was in da queue too, with her fren, den i got another glance from her. Wow, so sweet, i was smittened, i dunno if i'm dreaming anot, she gav me a 微笑. Wow, den i 微笑 back la. 突然!!! 一阵风吹!! I smelll 一 股 again!! In front in e ger outside e queue, i saw e uncle again(cutting queue). I totally thot it MUST came from him, knn, angst, i felt like digging my arse & shuff it up his nose, but, looking at e ger instantly calm me down. E bus came, e ger stuck a bit looking for her E-z link, i went up, tinking maybe can "Rubei" a bit,knn bei jibai basturk, the uncle cut in too, 突然!!! (u should noe wat apen by now) YES!!! E 一 股 jus gust thru my nose, OMG, #%!Exobile. I quickly chiong in to sit down, cursing the uncle at e same time( i thot i might as well really dig some shit for the uncle 一口). Thang God the uncle sat front. 突然!!! (Haha, relac) E ger came to sit beside me. Wow, so nice. Den her fren came along, 就在这时!!!! She lifted up her hand to pass her fren something,天哪............!! E exact same一股!!!! TAMADEEEEEEEEE!! (in slow motion), I tilt my head towards e ger & glanced downward, 仿佛 can see an aura near the armpirt der. Holy "Kuei" man( kuei nang, Hokkien, hope u 明白). It's jus e start of journey man. I tahang the 一 股 for long man, sumore she got off jus one stop b4 me(if yall noe where i live),KAO!! So disheartened, but i got off the bus relieved tt i'm free of the "serng"(chao srng)气.

Yours Sincerely,
RJ Wong