Driving

Jibai Knn. Fail TP, 34 pts. Fark. Drive too fast also fail.

Nice 200 bucks during reservist

Wee... 200bucks for fitness... NICE. Reservist is not bad la. I got to know ppl from different woks of life and age, coming 2geter to "serve the nation" because it IS AN OBLIGATION. For many of us, this is the 1ST RESERVIST. However, the STRANGE thing is...... the period from which we had ORD is SOOOOOO much different man. 2 to 3 yrs seems quite ok, but here der's ppl who ORD 7-10 ago man and tis is their 1st call up, WAKAO!!! I was jus released barely a year and got called up, NICE. Okay, the guys were friendly and helpful though, regardless of ranks and ages.

Time spent in camp = eat, tok cock, sleep, train

Yall only get to see the nicer results coz i thot the other 2 scores were rather disappointing. will b training hard for nxt yr's CAT Y, haha...(if yall dunno, Cat X - Below 25 years old, Cat Y - 25 years to below 30 years). CAT Y will be very slightly easier, but stil must run below 10mins, tiu. Tis is also the 1st time in all my IPPT i jumped so far man, 239, tink weight loss really helps. I'll start joining marathons to train up man. Aiming to be 1/5 of Jay Cutler. Lean is the way.

OMG! Reservist man.... F%#k!

I'll feel better if i dun hav cut hair for reservist. Suddenly felt cool wearing beret without uniform, and wif long hair. It'll be nice if NS allow us to be like Ernesto Che Guevara(tis will never ever happen, being botak as recruits is a culture, brings nice memory too). I'm going for my 1st ever reservist from 3-14 Nov 2008. Damn! I'll tell u whether it's gd or bad after I come out. Many said reservist is relaxing and enjoying. We shall see. One thing for sure is tt I'll be getting extra 200bucks for Silver for IPPT(might chiong for Gold if got enugh air). I'm starting skool after tt, Bachelor of Science(Exercise and Sports Science) by ECU. Thats my Sis in the pic, cheerful and act cute as ever, respect! She had supported me greatly financially in my studies, thank you weli weli much! Getting ripped for ZoukOut..... pump it up :)

Trip to Paradise - Perhentian

Fong Lye Restaurant

Yo, went for a short holiday to Perhentian with a few buddies last wk. It was an incredible experience. Kinda last minute plan, TTk called me bout e trip and I agreed to go instantly. Met up TTK and Juinz in JB and drove ard 280km to KL to look for Yong Wen(his home very simple and neat, so nice i fell asleep so comfortably on e couch). From KL travel another like 5hrs journey to Paradise, gonna respect Driver Mr.Yong man, endurance gao gao. On the boat to the island, we saw "Franck Ribery" with a NICE asian babe, the female "Will Farrell" and few other ang moh couples. Reach TunaBay Island Resort, had lunch and straight away embark on a mission to become "Ney Ge", u'll only understand if u watch Russell Peters, (applied suntan spray GENEROUSLY as stated on the instruction). The beach has so corals tt u won't wanna lay ur feet on the ground, kena sai man. Then it's suntan, snorkel(1st time snorkel, drink sea water like hell sia, muahhhhahaha), swim, dinner followed by Vodka Nite Party. A packet if ice, a bottle of Absolute Vodka, a btl of Ribena, a btl of Kickapoo, a btl water with a pack of Poker cards. The game was simple, all grab a card, immediately slap it on ur forehead so u can't see it but others can, before orady decided on whether the biggest or smallest card holder shall drink up(we called it "dar"). Then the mind game begins, it was so much fun tt i had a very peaceful sleep tt nite i supposed. 2nd day morning put on diving gears and went for a simple diving lesson, cool man, too bad never buy underwater camera to capture those moments, diu. After lunch, rent canoe and paddle the another beach, Perhentian Island Resort, super nice man, no dead corals on beach, much more clearer water and finer sand, kimochi 我跟你讲!! We swam with the turtle, I managed to grab hold on one as it was surfacing for a breathe(actually I didn't hold la, jus gave it a hard push on the slippery shell). Then shit happpened, canoe capsized on the rough sea on our way back, lucky was near by shore side, got bit of cut, swim tow the flooded canoe to shore to drain out the water, felt shitty man, mahai. Great workout though. Chill out for the nite and took boat back to mainland nxt morning. Another 5hrs only back to KL, Yong brought us to Fong Lye for some Taiwanese delights, NICE. From KL 280km back to JB, reached ard 3am, KAO, den nxt morning gonna work. Will definitely wanna go to place like this again, I'll b e DRIVER nxt time. "Ur BODY is jus a SHELL, but dun HURT ur SOUL unless u wanna be AIDE."

7 Aug 2008 >>> What e Fish?

Daytime work lifeguard at Sentosa or Sports Council, nightime telebetter for Singapore Pools. Plus the bit of swim coaching. Making nearly 2k/mth but no time to spend, KAO!!! Getting pink I/C on 23rd Aug(not excited at all man), getting car license probably by October latest November. Den wat? Study n work at e same time or work save $$$ den study? 16 Aug go career fare at Suntec will find out. Got a surprising secret, will let yall noe if I got thru it, ha. More action less talk, go try out everything b4 it's too late. Many options, many dilemma, $$$ stilll not enough. Haiz. Asian girls are NICE, ang moh girls are desirable, many mamas hotz nowadays, Thai girls are fantasy, Filipinas are nice to talk to. Moon, u're so cute, ur big sparkling eyes and cheerful nature mesmerises me, makes me wanna melt(wah having said tis, I vomitted a little, hair stand also). Knn wat crap am I bullshitting?!! Tts all for now. When my path is clear, I shall reveal my new status.

Being a Lifeguard

Halo ppl, today's topic's my current job. This time more visual effects less talk cock alrite. I'm working in Buona Vista Swimming Complex as well as a yacht club in Sentosa called One degree 15. Both are part-time because I'm learning to drive now so need bit of time management. The entry fee to become a member in One15 is ard SGD$65k(wakao). Members mostly owns a yacht. The bar concept is very cool, with different color lightings every few seconds. Rite above the pool is the gym where parents like to watch their kids while working out. My job, very simple, ensure safety ard the pool, make sure the kids dun choot stunts(can say very zo bo lan one). But like my boss said, "Like doctors & fireman, we saves lives too!" However, i really like the place, very soothing environment, nice ppl ard. Imagine toilet wif SCV, air con, cushions to rest on. Pretty,friendly waitresses and executives working der, not to mention some of the bikini babes ard. The pool's design great too, tts a huge glass at the other side where u can see everything happening in the pool. One of the regulations in the pool is no pets allowed ard the premises. U see the dog? She belongs to the vice-chairman's sister. It was ard closing when she came down from the gym wif it. She wanted to relac at the jacuzi for a while so asked me keep a lookout on the dog. I leashed the dog by my side. She's very active & cute, nice...... The pics u see me wearing yellow shirt is when i'm at vista pool. U're paid 7hrs work but can rest one hr in between, nice....... When not working(or after work) & tt's soccer match at late nite, i'll go over to msia to pump iron wif Leo, George, Bryan, den ask TTk come out lim teh. See me posing beside TTk's RX8? Nice.......... I'm might be working for SingaporePools soon guys, if i got in i'll tell u how it's like..... nxt time round(saw many NICE gers der man...... nice)

SMS till cry woooooh

Gd day mates.........I'm BACK..........Today morning "stone" at vista pool, evening go sentosa "stone". (If yall stil dunno, I'm a part-time lifeguard but work macam full-time like tt.) Then go home on MRT. Inside MRT also "stone". Until a girl enter the train n stand beside me. Her Sony Ericsson the light very glaring wooooh. Got my attention so i look lah. I noe quite asshole look at ppl SMS but do u tink i giv a shit. She received tis SMS: " Pls tell me where u now i very worried about u, pls"(Wah, Seems like a very desperate msg man) The lady replied: " i m on my way home, sorry to make u worry bout me, i m so useless. Don worry b.....(den she went to sit down). Wah sey i wanna laugh out liao man, like sibeh drama sia. When ppl worry bout u, do u feel useless?! Maybe i chap, but i really dun understand tis kinda thing. Sian la cant see anymore(cont to "stone"). She cont to receive SMSes, however, dunno wat the guy wrote wooooh. During the journey, the lady eyes began to redden woooh, like wanna cry orady sia. She tried very hard to hold back woooh as she become more emotional. Dunno wat the guy sent her sia, must be very skilful. The power of words man. Guys, must find ppl play field man, jus got more feel to play field nowadays, got must jio me man. Nxt time i'll talk more bout being a lifeguard, Adios :)