Trip to Paradise - Perhentian

Fong Lye Restaurant

Yo, went for a short holiday to Perhentian with a few buddies last wk. It was an incredible experience. Kinda last minute plan, TTk called me bout e trip and I agreed to go instantly. Met up TTK and Juinz in JB and drove ard 280km to KL to look for Yong Wen(his home very simple and neat, so nice i fell asleep so comfortably on e couch). From KL travel another like 5hrs journey to Paradise, gonna respect Driver Mr.Yong man, endurance gao gao. On the boat to the island, we saw "Franck Ribery" with a NICE asian babe, the female "Will Farrell" and few other ang moh couples. Reach TunaBay Island Resort, had lunch and straight away embark on a mission to become "Ney Ge", u'll only understand if u watch Russell Peters, (applied suntan spray GENEROUSLY as stated on the instruction). The beach has so corals tt u won't wanna lay ur feet on the ground, kena sai man. Then it's suntan, snorkel(1st time snorkel, drink sea water like hell sia, muahhhhahaha), swim, dinner followed by Vodka Nite Party. A packet if ice, a bottle of Absolute Vodka, a btl of Ribena, a btl of Kickapoo, a btl water with a pack of Poker cards. The game was simple, all grab a card, immediately slap it on ur forehead so u can't see it but others can, before orady decided on whether the biggest or smallest card holder shall drink up(we called it "dar"). Then the mind game begins, it was so much fun tt i had a very peaceful sleep tt nite i supposed. 2nd day morning put on diving gears and went for a simple diving lesson, cool man, too bad never buy underwater camera to capture those moments, diu. After lunch, rent canoe and paddle the another beach, Perhentian Island Resort, super nice man, no dead corals on beach, much more clearer water and finer sand, kimochi 我跟你讲!! We swam with the turtle, I managed to grab hold on one as it was surfacing for a breathe(actually I didn't hold la, jus gave it a hard push on the slippery shell). Then shit happpened, canoe capsized on the rough sea on our way back, lucky was near by shore side, got bit of cut, swim tow the flooded canoe to shore to drain out the water, felt shitty man, mahai. Great workout though. Chill out for the nite and took boat back to mainland nxt morning. Another 5hrs only back to KL, Yong brought us to Fong Lye for some Taiwanese delights, NICE. From KL 280km back to JB, reached ard 3am, KAO, den nxt morning gonna work. Will definitely wanna go to place like this again, I'll b e DRIVER nxt time. "Ur BODY is jus a SHELL, but dun HURT ur SOUL unless u wanna be AIDE."

7 Aug 2008 >>> What e Fish?

Daytime work lifeguard at Sentosa or Sports Council, nightime telebetter for Singapore Pools. Plus the bit of swim coaching. Making nearly 2k/mth but no time to spend, KAO!!! Getting pink I/C on 23rd Aug(not excited at all man), getting car license probably by October latest November. Den wat? Study n work at e same time or work save $$$ den study? 16 Aug go career fare at Suntec will find out. Got a surprising secret, will let yall noe if I got thru it, ha. More action less talk, go try out everything b4 it's too late. Many options, many dilemma, $$$ stilll not enough. Haiz. Asian girls are NICE, ang moh girls are desirable, many mamas hotz nowadays, Thai girls are fantasy, Filipinas are nice to talk to. Moon, u're so cute, ur big sparkling eyes and cheerful nature mesmerises me, makes me wanna melt(wah having said tis, I vomitted a little, hair stand also). Knn wat crap am I bullshitting?!! Tts all for now. When my path is clear, I shall reveal my new status.

Being a Lifeguard

Halo ppl, today's topic's my current job. This time more visual effects less talk cock alrite. I'm working in Buona Vista Swimming Complex as well as a yacht club in Sentosa called One degree 15. Both are part-time because I'm learning to drive now so need bit of time management. The entry fee to become a member in One15 is ard SGD$65k(wakao). Members mostly owns a yacht. The bar concept is very cool, with different color lightings every few seconds. Rite above the pool is the gym where parents like to watch their kids while working out. My job, very simple, ensure safety ard the pool, make sure the kids dun choot stunts(can say very zo bo lan one). But like my boss said, "Like doctors & fireman, we saves lives too!" However, i really like the place, very soothing environment, nice ppl ard. Imagine toilet wif SCV, air con, cushions to rest on. Pretty,friendly waitresses and executives working der, not to mention some of the bikini babes ard. The pool's design great too, tts a huge glass at the other side where u can see everything happening in the pool. One of the regulations in the pool is no pets allowed ard the premises. U see the dog? She belongs to the vice-chairman's sister. It was ard closing when she came down from the gym wif it. She wanted to relac at the jacuzi for a while so asked me keep a lookout on the dog. I leashed the dog by my side. She's very active & cute, nice...... The pics u see me wearing yellow shirt is when i'm at vista pool. U're paid 7hrs work but can rest one hr in between, nice....... When not working(or after work) & tt's soccer match at late nite, i'll go over to msia to pump iron wif Leo, George, Bryan, den ask TTk come out lim teh. See me posing beside TTk's RX8? Nice.......... I'm might be working for SingaporePools soon guys, if i got in i'll tell u how it's like..... nxt time round(saw many NICE gers der man...... nice)

SMS till cry woooooh

Gd day mates.........I'm BACK..........Today morning "stone" at vista pool, evening go sentosa "stone". (If yall stil dunno, I'm a part-time lifeguard but work macam full-time like tt.) Then go home on MRT. Inside MRT also "stone". Until a girl enter the train n stand beside me. Her Sony Ericsson the light very glaring wooooh. Got my attention so i look lah. I noe quite asshole look at ppl SMS but do u tink i giv a shit. She received tis SMS: " Pls tell me where u now i very worried about u, pls"(Wah, Seems like a very desperate msg man) The lady replied: " i m on my way home, sorry to make u worry bout me, i m so useless. Don worry b.....(den she went to sit down). Wah sey i wanna laugh out liao man, like sibeh drama sia. When ppl worry bout u, do u feel useless?! Maybe i chap, but i really dun understand tis kinda thing. Sian la cant see anymore(cont to "stone"). She cont to receive SMSes, however, dunno wat the guy wrote wooooh. During the journey, the lady eyes began to redden woooh, like wanna cry orady sia. She tried very hard to hold back woooh as she become more emotional. Dunno wat the guy sent her sia, must be very skilful. The power of words man. Guys, must find ppl play field man, jus got more feel to play field nowadays, got must jio me man. Nxt time i'll talk more bout being a lifeguard, Adios :)

Kiss of "SERNG"

Hey 朋友, I tink i hav to giv credits to tis companion i hav here, so tday i decide to talk about her. She's Nickee, one of the most "Serng" doggy i hav ever encounter in my life. Been ard since i'm sec 2 or 3(Wow, knn 7,8 yrs orady!?!?) Damn tis punani's stil active as ever, the life, 我跟你讲......................... sibeh 硬, sibeh serng oso as time went by.(Yo ppl, we bath her every wk, dun mistaken tt we abuse her, when i say "SERNG", it's not the body, it's the MOUTH-FU!!!!!!!!!! WALAN EH, 我跟你讲.................. 不是普通的"SERNG", is those............. (Sori ah Ben if u read tis, actually u're now okok orady, but history can NEVER be erased, 不在乎天长地久, 只在乎成经一口!) Kk, back to the dog, when she 1st arrived, she very shy, doesn't make a sound for 2wks! 我跟你讲! Coz the family stil stranger to her, BUT, no worries, i 开导her, starting wif teaching her where to shit. The 1st few wks, wakao, 我跟你讲, the whole house is like shitting place for, everywhere 拉屎 & pee, knn sibeh headache! We bring her for walk 2times everyday, stil anyhow. Den leashed her in the balcony, put newspapers, let her make her "marking" der. When she anyhow again, will scold her, got beat a bit(very soft one, make her scare only, dun tink too violent), BUT, 打is 疼, 骂is爱! (Ya bullshit). So slowly slowly, she become trained. Last time study got lots of time wif her, but now whole family working, so bo bian have to lock her in the kitchen when all go out. Only 3 things will make her excited, 1st go out walk, she can pee, shit, smell everythings(dunno wat smelling sometimes), run ard, go act cute in front of strangers(sometimes NICE la, will run towards chio bu, den can xian a bit), 2nd is meal time, when u say "Nickee, 来!", she'll chiong towards u, the brain only think tt u got food to offer, if she noe u bluff her, her tail will drop down, den she'll act 可怜, look downwards & walk away, when u see tis, ur heart will feel bad, so will giv her something to munch. 慢慢deee, she start joining us during meals, jus sit down beside us, the eyes bright bright, full of hope tt we'll giv her food. Tis happens even after we fed her man, she's jus like one hungry ghost. Sometimes she hide somewhere relac can't find her, but when she SMELL something she fancy...............我跟你讲, automatically she'll appear. 3rd is when any of us come home, coz kena lock up whole day. Once u open the kitchen door, u see the white beast revitalised, putting those little paws on u, demand u to sayang her, tail wagging non-stop. BUT, when she got excited, she'll start to PANT, when she PANT.........我跟你讲.... THE "SERNG" COMES TO YOU!!!!! U'll immediately push her away, 我跟你讲, tak boleh tahan man the INCREDIBLE "SERNG". We brought her for dental check, hahahahhaahaha, 我跟你讲, the veterinarian also buay tahan. The doc gave some anti-serng solution for her to drink, works for a while only. See the two pics i upload on top? the one on left is when i try to take some fun(act wanna kiss her), the next moment she really try to la-ji wif me!!! Tts why u see my expression on my face sibeh stunt. HOLY SERNG, knn, she did "la" a bit man, lucky i close my mouth fast man.Nowadays, she learned to bark to protest when we lock her up, hold food in hand but don't giv her, push her away from the hamster cage(my sis got a hamster recently, maybe Nickee's jealous of the attention we gav to the hamster) while she engrossing(i tink she wanna eat it) with it,she'll even wanna bite u! Lastly, I'm very proud to say tt she's very healthy now, 好吃好住. I jus hope she'll live forever! The serng doesn't really bother me anymore actually, but if any of u got any NICE advices on how to counter-serng, PLS, 我跟你讲, PLS let me noe. Cheers!

I'm TIRED..............

WHY?! I felt i have been trying to please all my LIFE. Most of the time when tts a quarrel or wat, i'm the 1st to apologize, why, becoz i cherish wat i hav and dun wanna lose it jus becoz of trivial stuffs. At work, i try to be Mr.Nice GUy, maintaining the smile all the time, offering help whenever possible. With frens, i always try to accomodate, saying ok to everything as long as all are happy. With family, i'm beginning to talk more to my elder sis, talking more to mama bout work, future, wife, everything under sun except some 不能说的秘密. I even talk to my sisters boyfrens, soccer, chicks, money, stil except some 不能说的秘密. Tis CNY if i dun take initiative to talk to my cousin, i didn't even noe tt she's in Uni orady! Damn! My newphew has grown taller than me, but look like some 五五六六 shithead now. I used to be very a 内向的人, very dull, very afraid of rejection, but as life go on, i noe tt if i dun open up, the loser will be myself. It's very easy to irritate ppl and make dem hate u, but to make ppl like u, sometimes u jus cant present the real u, u hav to 配合. Sometimes in my mind i jus felt like giving tt fellow a punch in the fuking punani face, but der's a consequence i cant bear. So i jus take a deep breath and stayed calm. As you get older, u become more law conscious, coz when the day u end up in some place cutting grass, having free meals n lodging but being treated like shit, u noe life will be at e extreme. I'm orady in a rather bad situation recently, stil all tis crap shits come. Sometimes i really dunno myself anymore, i dun wanna be me. I keep telling myself tis are jus some minor setbacks(yeah, like REAL, my LAN ah!). So tired, i'll jus start afresh once i got e citizenship, debts, work, all settled out. Thx for viewing tis shit i wrote here, actually it's only about e pass few days bout the 24yrs of my life. Another gd news i like to share, 我跟你讲..........i'm a 专业的 LiFeGuaRd now ladies n gentlemen. Break away from the unhappy past and live life without having regrets. As long as you're happy, how long u live doesn't matter. So i hope to exchange 10yrs of my life to strike TOTO or 4D, for only 1st prize of coz, knn later strike but only win $10 hong kan ar, like tt 10yrs gone very chor. One more crap, if go back in time for ONCE in any part of your life, which will YOU choose?!! We'll talk bout tis nxt time...............................................................haha don't be pubo, tis a shit topic, i talk something fun soon. Cheers! 明天会更好!

WHY MUST THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Hey guys, paiseh leh so long then part 3. Mohaha! See to wat i'm gonna say now alrite! (ANd the cursing begins)................. Fucking shit Knn GY, mader fucking punani, STUPID DUMB FUCK, LOSER, PUA GY',KAN PUA TULAN man i tell yall.... WALAN EH PU-BO, JING TULAN, WHY SO 笨! WHY SO 出心大意! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK e PART 3 LIAO KNN JIHONG, TAMARE, PUTA, BAKAYARO, WURUSAI, yall WAKALIMASTA? NVM, KNN JINBAI BARNSTARD!!! 为什么!!! 我也是千百万个不愿意 MAN!!! 我跟你讲............ TAMADEE, 我跟你讲......... 如果你知道的话..............我跟你讲... WALAN......... 我跟你讲........ 真是受不了...... 我跟你讲.............................................................................i lost my wallet...... every fuck shit important stuffs..... i lost them........ big loss, very very heart 痛 loss..... most painful is lost on 14 Feb 08.... when i took unpaid leave to do something NiCE............. 我跟你讲........ 真是受不了....我跟你讲...
是不是这样的日子"你"才会这样的折磨我?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! tts all i'm gonna say... FUK IT...the real part 3 might eventually come... see how ba